Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think my mom watched the whole time
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
When are your genitals available?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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