Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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