is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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