he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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