halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
pray to the hookup gods
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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