some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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