my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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