She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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