she was so not down for the gang bang
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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