literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back