Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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