508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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