I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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You. Win. At. Life.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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