Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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