i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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