ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
