I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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