For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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