First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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