fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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