i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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