Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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