He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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