Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
How's work?
Spinning.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize