There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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