found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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