their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
