Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just google imaged poop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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