their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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