There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dicks are not precious.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize