i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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