Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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