Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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