official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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