Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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