we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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