is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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