guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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