weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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