Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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