If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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