Whoa Z and x make the same sound
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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