i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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