she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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