i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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