You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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