# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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