Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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