oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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