either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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