DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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