Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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