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what?
penguin condom
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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