You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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