i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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