you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
